GNU social https://social.heldscal.la/api/statuses/user_timeline/23211.atom lambadalambda timeline Updates from lambadalambda on social.heldscal.la! https://social.heldscal.la/avatar/23211-96-20170416114255.jpeg 2017-05-02T14:59:30+00:00 http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/person https://social.heldscal.la/user/23211 lambadalambda Call me Deacon Blues. lambadalambda Constance Variable Call me Deacon Blues. Berlin homepage https://heldscal.la true tag:social.heldscal.la,2017-05-02:fave:23211:comment:2015260:2017-05-02T14:45:47+00:00 Favorite lambadalambda favorited something by godemperorofdune: <p><span class="h-card"><a href="https://social.heldscal.la/lambadalambda" class="u-url mention">@<span>lambadalambda</span></a></span> It's because your instance decided to be trap! lol.</p> http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/favorite 2017-05-02T14:45:47+00:00 2017-05-02T14:45:47+00:00 http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/comment tag:pawoo.net,2017-05-02:objectId=7397439:objectType=Status New comment by godemperorofdune <p><span class="h-card"><a href="https://social.heldscal.la/lambadalambda" class="u-url mention">@<span>lambadalambda</span></a></span> It's because your instance decided to be trap! lol.</p> tag:social.heldscal.la,2017-05-02:objectType=thread:nonce=136e244b26cdf1e9 http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/note tag:social.heldscal.la,2017-05-02:noticeId=2015221:objectType=note New note by lambadalambda Some script thinks I'm a mastodon server.<br /> <br /> [info] GET /api/v1/timelines/public<br /> [debug] Processing with Fallback.RedirectController.redirector/2<br /> Parameters: %{&quot;limit&quot; =&gt; &quot;40&quot;, &quot;path&quot; =&gt; [&quot;api&quot;, &quot;v1&quot;, &quot;timelines&quot;, &quot;public&quot;]}<br /> Pipelines: [] http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post 2017-05-02T14:40:50+00:00 2017-05-02T14:40:50+00:00 tag:social.heldscal.la,2017-05-02:objectType=thread:nonce=136e244b26cdf1e9 http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/comment tag:social.heldscal.la,2017-05-02:noticeId=2014759:objectType=comment New comment by lambadalambda @<a href="https://mstdn.io/users/mattskala" class="h-card u-url p-nickname mention" title="Matthew Skala">mattskala</a> You and @<a href="https://mastodon.social/users/kevinmarks" class="h-card u-url p-nickname mention" title="Kevin Marks">kevinmarks</a> are not wrong, but my comment was a suggestion to users and admins: Don't use big instances, don't run big instances. Also, it's a secondary advice to devs: Don't add features that encourage big instances. http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post 2017-05-02T14:11:54+00:00 2017-05-02T14:11:54+00:00 tag:social.heldscal.la,2017-05-02:objectType=thread:nonce=58e32e013ab6487d http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/comment tag:social.heldscal.la,2017-05-02:noticeId=2014684:objectType=comment New comment by lambadalambda @<a href="https://mastodon.social/users/Ronkjeffries" class="h-card u-url p-nickname mention" title="Ron K Jeffries social">ronkjeffries</a> @<a href="https://xoxo.zone/users/KevinMarks" class="h-card u-url p-nickname mention" title="Kevin Marks ">kevinmarks</a> Usually people who run their own private instance just look at the timelines of other servers, follow a seed population and then go from there. This is of course hard on Mastodon, because it doesn't have a publicly visible timeline. http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post 2017-05-02T14:07:00+00:00 2017-05-02T14:07:00+00:00 tag:social.heldscal.la,2017-05-02:objectType=thread:nonce=58e32e013ab6487d tag:social.heldscal.la,2017-05-02:fave:23211:comment:2014584:2017-05-02T14:05:32+00:00 Favorite lambadalambda favorited something by mattskala: <p><span class="h-card"><a href="https://social.heldscal.la/lambadalambda" class="u-url mention">@<span>lambadalambda</span></a></span> It's reasonable to expect that instance sizes will obey a power-law distribution because that's what such things in nature nearly always do. If so, there'll necessarily be a few instances much larger than the others; even if most are small, the network both socially and technically has to be able to deal with the existence of the few large ones.</p> http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/favorite 2017-05-02T14:05:32+00:00 2017-05-02T14:05:32+00:00 http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/comment tag:mstdn.io,2017-05-02:objectId=1316931:objectType=Status New comment by mattskala <p><span class="h-card"><a href="https://social.heldscal.la/lambadalambda" class="u-url mention">@<span>lambadalambda</span></a></span> It's reasonable to expect that instance sizes will obey a power-law distribution because that's what such things in nature nearly always do. If so, there'll necessarily be a few instances much larger than the others; even if most are small, the network both socially and technically has to be able to deal with the existence of the few large ones.</p> tag:social.heldscal.la,2017-05-02:objectType=thread:nonce=58e32e013ab6487d tag:social.heldscal.la,2017-05-02:fave:23211:comment:2013568:2017-05-02T14:05:29+00:00 Favorite lambadalambda favorited something by kevinmarks: <p><span class="h-card"><a href="https://social.heldscal.la/lambadalambda" class="u-url mention">@<span>lambadalambda</span></a></span> except instance populations will be power law distributed, and the problems for the tummlers are worse at scale</p> http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/favorite 2017-05-02T14:05:29+00:00 2017-05-02T14:05:29+00:00 http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/comment tag:xoxo.zone,2017-05-02:objectId=89478:objectType=Status New comment by kevinmarks <p><span class="h-card"><a href="https://social.heldscal.la/lambadalambda" class="u-url mention">@<span>lambadalambda</span></a></span> except instance populations will be power law distributed, and the problems for the tummlers are worse at scale</p> tag:social.heldscal.la,2017-05-02:objectType=thread:nonce=58e32e013ab6487d tag:social.heldscal.la,2017-05-02:fave:23211:comment:2014060:2017-05-02T13:34:32+00:00 Favorite lambadalambda favorited something by gcarregues: <p><span class="h-card"><a href="https://social.heldscal.la/lambadalambda" class="u-url mention">@<span>lambadalambda</span></a></span> Oh purée ! Ma vie en images !</p> http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/favorite 2017-05-02T13:34:32+00:00 2017-05-02T13:34:32+00:00 http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/comment tag:mastodon.etalab.gouv.fr,2017-05-02:objectId=55287:objectType=Status New comment by gcarregues <p><span class="h-card"><a href="https://social.heldscal.la/lambadalambda" class="u-url mention">@<span>lambadalambda</span></a></span> Oh purée ! Ma vie en images !</p> tag:social.heldscal.la,2017-05-02:objectType=thread:nonce=2c27c27df8ec4dcc tag:social.heldscal.la,2017-05-02:fave:23211:note:2013573:2017-05-02T13:03:33+00:00 Favorite lambadalambda favorited something by phildobangnz: also @<a href="https://sealion.club/user/579" class="h-card mention" title="Sim Bot">sim</a> reminder you are awesome; don't even trip- u kewler than Tutankhamen's cucumber, fam. Okay, good night. http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/favorite 2017-05-02T13:03:33+00:00 2017-05-02T13:03:33+00:00 http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/note tag:sealion.club,2017-05-02:noticeId=3060818:objectType=note New note by phildobangnz also @<a href="https://sealion.club/user/579" class="h-card mention" title="Sim Bot">sim</a> reminder you are awesome; don't even trip- u kewler than Tutankhamen's cucumber, fam. Okay, good night. https://sealion.club/conversation/1633267 http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/comment tag:social.heldscal.la,2017-05-02:noticeId=2013586:objectType=comment New comment by lambadalambda @<a href="https://xoxo.zone/users/KevinMarks" class="h-card u-url p-nickname mention" title="Kevin Marks ">kevinmarks</a> People can stay in their giant unmoderatable instances with meaningless public and federated timelines and experience constant federation drama if they want. I'll stay here with my 5 friends. http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post 2017-05-02T12:54:59+00:00 2017-05-02T12:54:59+00:00 tag:social.heldscal.la,2017-05-02:objectType=thread:nonce=58e32e013ab6487d tag:social.heldscal.la,2017-05-02:fave:23211:note:2013486:2017-05-02T12:46:48+00:00 Favorite lambadalambda favorited something by fortune: There once was a dentist named Stone<br /> Who saw all his patients alone.<br /> In a fit of depravity<br /> He filled the wrong cavity,<br /> And my, how his practice has grown! http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/favorite 2017-05-02T12:46:48+00:00 2017-05-02T12:46:48+00:00 http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/note tag:gs.kawa-kun.com,2017-05-02:noticeId=1655658:objectType=note New note by fortune There once was a dentist named Stone<br /> Who saw all his patients alone.<br /> In a fit of depravity<br /> He filled the wrong cavity,<br /> And my, how his practice has grown! https://gs.kawa-kun.com/conversation/714072 tag:social.heldscal.la,2017-05-02:fave:23211:note:2013365:2017-05-02T12:37:55+00:00 Favorite lambadalambda favorited something by xj9: <p>&gt; rollerblading to work</p> http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/favorite 2017-05-02T12:37:55+00:00 2017-05-02T12:37:55+00:00 http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/note tag:sunshinegardens.org,2017-05-02:objectId=61020:objectType=Status New note by xj9 <p>&gt; rollerblading to work</p> tag:social.heldscal.la,2017-05-02:objectType=thread:nonce=5a0e98612f634218 tag:social.heldscal.la,2017-05-02:fave:23211:comment:2013259:2017-05-02T12:29:03+00:00 Favorite lambadalambda favorited something by cereal: @<a href="https://gs.smuglo.li/user/28250" class="h-card mention" title="Bricky">thatbrickster</a> @<a href="https://social.heldscal.la/user/23211" class="h-card mention" title="Constance Variable">lambadalambda</a> But why? http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/favorite 2017-05-02T12:29:03+00:00 2017-05-02T12:29:03+00:00 http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/comment tag:sealion.club,2017-05-02:noticeId=3059985:objectType=comment New comment by cereal @<a href="https://gs.smuglo.li/user/28250" class="h-card mention" title="Bricky">thatbrickster</a> @<a href="https://social.heldscal.la/user/23211" class="h-card mention" title="Constance Variable">lambadalambda</a> But why? tag:social.heldscal.la,2017-05-02:objectType=thread:nonce=2c27c27df8ec4dcc tag:social.heldscal.la,2017-05-02:fave:23211:comment:2013227:2017-05-02T12:24:27+00:00 Favorite lambadalambda favorited something by thatbrickster: @<a href="https://social.heldscal.la/user/23211" class="h-card u-url p-nickname mention" title="Constance Variable">lambadalambda</a> install gentoo http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/favorite 2017-05-02T12:24:27+00:00 2017-05-02T12:24:27+00:00 http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/comment tag:gs.smuglo.li,2017-05-02:noticeId=2144296:objectType=comment New comment by thatbrickster @<a href="https://social.heldscal.la/user/23211" class="h-card u-url p-nickname mention" title="Constance Variable">lambadalambda</a> install gentoo tag:social.heldscal.la,2017-05-02:objectType=thread:nonce=2c27c27df8ec4dcc tag:social.heldscal.la,2017-05-02:fave:23211:comment:2013213:2017-05-02T12:22:53+00:00 Favorite lambadalambda favorited something by dwmatiz: @<a href="https://social.heldscal.la/user/23211" class="h-card mention">lambadalambda</a> *unzips dick* http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/favorite 2017-05-02T12:22:53+00:00 2017-05-02T12:22:53+00:00 http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/comment tag:sealion.club,2017-05-02:noticeId=3059800:objectType=comment New comment by dwmatiz @<a href="https://social.heldscal.la/user/23211" class="h-card mention">lambadalambda</a> *unzips dick* tag:social.heldscal.la,2017-05-02:objectType=thread:nonce=2c27c27df8ec4dcc tag:social.heldscal.la,2017-05-02:fave:23211:comment:2013199:2017-05-02T12:22:03+00:00 Favorite lambadalambda favorited something by shpuld: @<a href="https://social.heldscal.la/user/23211" class="h-card mention" title="Constance Variable">lambadalambda</a> get #<span class="tag"><a href="https://shitposter.club/tag/cofe" rel="tag">cofe</a></span> http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/favorite 2017-05-02T12:22:03+00:00 2017-05-02T12:22:03+00:00 http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/comment tag:shitposter.club,2017-05-02:noticeId=2783524:objectType=comment New comment by shpuld @<a href="https://social.heldscal.la/user/23211" class="h-card mention" title="Constance Variable">lambadalambda</a> get #<span class="tag"><a href="https://shitposter.club/tag/cofe" rel="tag">cofe</a></span> tag:social.heldscal.la,2017-05-02:objectType=thread:nonce=2c27c27df8ec4dcc http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/note tag:social.heldscal.la,2017-05-02:noticeId=2013185:objectType=note New note by lambadalambda What now? <a href="https://social.heldscal.la/file/e4822d95de677757ff50d49672a4046c83218b76c04a0ad5e5f1f0a9a9eb1a74.gif" title="https://social.heldscal.la/file/e4822d95de677757ff50d49672a4046c83218b76c04a0ad5e5f1f0a9a9eb1a74.gif" rel="nofollow external noreferrer" class="attachment" id="attachment-422572">https://social.heldscal.la/attachment/422572</a> http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post 2017-05-02T12:21:04+00:00 2017-05-02T12:21:04+00:00 tag:social.heldscal.la,2017-05-02:objectType=thread:nonce=2c27c27df8ec4dcc tag:social.heldscal.la,2017-05-02:fave:23211:note:2012929:2017-05-02T12:01:25+00:00 Favorite lambadalambda favorited something by drkmttr: <p><span class="h-card"><a href="https://social.heldscal.la/lambadalambda" class="u-url mention">@<span>lambadalambda</span></a></span> I checked out No Agenda because I saw you mention it several time. Sadly, I wasn't impressed. I'm all about varying perspectives but Adam and John basically just sound like resentful curmudgeons. It seems like their shtick is basically playing devil's advocate to everything to arouse some discontent. Just my two cents. 😉</p> http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/favorite 2017-05-02T12:01:25+00:00 2017-05-02T12:01:25+00:00 http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/note tag:mstdn.io,2017-05-02:objectId=1310093:objectType=Status New note by drkmttr <p><span class="h-card"><a href="https://social.heldscal.la/lambadalambda" class="u-url mention">@<span>lambadalambda</span></a></span> I checked out No Agenda because I saw you mention it several time. Sadly, I wasn't impressed. I'm all about varying perspectives but Adam and John basically just sound like resentful curmudgeons. It seems like their shtick is basically playing devil's advocate to everything to arouse some discontent. Just my two cents. 😉</p> tag:social.heldscal.la,2017-05-02:objectType=thread:nonce=2f329b4eb20e83e2 tag:social.heldscal.la,2017-05-02:fave:23211:comment:2012336:2017-05-02T11:06:42+00:00 Favorite lambadalambda favorited something by clacke: @<a href="https://mastodon.org.uk/users/dick_turpin" class="h-card u-url p-nickname mention" title="dick_turpin">dickturpin</a> @<a href="http://quitter.se/user/113503" class="h-card u-url p-nickname mention" title="Luke">luke</a> Oh no, I miss being irritated by you, it helps me understand myself and others. Also it builds character. :-)<br /> <br /> So if this is not federation because you can't follow all of online mankind, what should we call it? Proto-federated? Pre-federated?<br /> <br /> The term has been used decades ago for just one Microsoft Active Directory domain cross-certifying the root of another, by mutual agreement. I don't see how it's any less relevant to opportunistic federation between open servers on an open internet.<br /> <br /> I'm not saying we should be satisfied, I'm just saying that "federate" is a useful word and to build a big system we need to start with a small one. And focus on the things we *can* change, like helping the OStatus network grow and making the tools more useful.<br /> <br /> Saying that the network's ideals have failed because other networks aren't joining is doing neither of that. http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/favorite 2017-05-02T11:06:42+00:00 2017-05-02T11:06:42+00:00 http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/comment tag:social.heldscal.la,2017-05-02:noticeId=2012336:objectType=comment New comment by clacke @<a href="https://mastodon.org.uk/users/dick_turpin" class="h-card u-url p-nickname mention" title="dick_turpin">dickturpin</a> @<a href="http://quitter.se/user/113503" class="h-card u-url p-nickname mention" title="Luke">luke</a> Oh no, I miss being irritated by you, it helps me understand myself and others. Also it builds character. :-)<br /> <br /> So if this is not federation because you can't follow all of online mankind, what should we call it? Proto-federated? Pre-federated?<br /> <br /> The term has been used decades ago for just one Microsoft Active Directory domain cross-certifying the root of another, by mutual agreement. I don't see how it's any less relevant to opportunistic federation between open servers on an open internet.<br /> <br /> I'm not saying we should be satisfied, I'm just saying that &quot;federate&quot; is a useful word and to build a big system we need to start with a small one. And focus on the things we *can* change, like helping the OStatus network grow and making the tools more useful.<br /> <br /> Saying that the network's ideals have failed because other networks aren't joining is doing neither of that. https://s.wefamlee.be/conversation/16478 tag:social.heldscal.la,2017-05-02:fave:23211:comment:2011332:2017-05-02T10:37:40+00:00 Favorite lambadalambda favorited something by moonman: @<a href="https://social.heldscal.la/user/23211" class="h-card mention" title="Constance Variable">lambadalambda</a> <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKLizztikRk" title="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKLizztikRk" class="attachment" rel="nofollow">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKLizztikRk</a> http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/favorite 2017-05-02T10:37:40+00:00 2017-05-02T10:37:40+00:00 http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/comment tag:shitposter.club,2017-05-02:noticeId=2781833:objectType=comment New comment by moonman @<a href="https://social.heldscal.la/user/23211" class="h-card mention" title="Constance Variable">lambadalambda</a> <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKLizztikRk" title="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKLizztikRk" class="attachment" rel="nofollow">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKLizztikRk</a> tag:social.heldscal.la,2017-05-02:objectType=thread:nonce=11d8b8c27d9513ec http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/comment tag:social.heldscal.la,2017-05-02:noticeId=2012145:objectType=comment New comment by lambadalambda @<a href="https://sealion.club/user/186" class="h-card u-url p-nickname mention" title="I'M CEREAL U GUISE">cereal</a> ? No, you don't even need the identity servers for federation. http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post 2017-05-02T10:37:33+00:00 2017-05-02T10:37:33+00:00 https://sealion.club/conversation/1629037