diff --git a/common/chatdata.go b/common/chatdata.go
index bc7a191..1fd77c7 100644
--- a/common/chatdata.go
+++ b/common/chatdata.go
@@ -1,12 +1,10 @@
 package common
 
 import (
-	"bytes"
 	"encoding/json"
 	"errors"
 	"fmt"
 	"strings"
-	"text/template"
 )
 
 type DataInterface interface {
@@ -91,51 +89,38 @@ type DataMessage struct {
 	Type    MessageType
 }
 
-var (
-	cmdme        = template.Must(template.New("cmdme").Parse(`<span style="color:{{.Color}}"><span class="name">{{.From}}</span> <span class="cmdme">{{.Message}}</span></span>`))
-	announcement = template.Must(template.New("announcement").Parse(`<span class="announcement">{{.Message}}</span>`))
-	errormsg     = template.Must(template.New("error").Parse(`<span class="error">{{.Message}}</span>`))
-	notice       = template.Must(template.New("notice").Parse(`<span class="notice">{{.Message}}</span>`))
-	command      = template.Must(template.New("command").Parse(`<span class="command">{{.Message}}</span>`))
-	commanderror = template.Must(template.New("commanderror").Parse(`<span class="commanderror">{{.Message}}</span>`))
-	cmdlMod      = template.Must(template.New("cmdlMod").Parse(`<span><img src="/static/img/mod.png" class="badge" /><span class="name" style="color:{{.Color}}">{{.From}}</span><b>:</b> <span class="msg">{{.Message}}</span></span>`))
-	cmdlAdmin    = template.Must(template.New("CmdlAdmin").Parse(`<span><img src="/static/img/admin.png" class="badge" /><span class="name" style="color:{{.Color}}">{{.From}}</span><b>:</b> <span class="msg">{{.Message}}</span></span>`))
-	defaultMsg   = template.Must(template.New("defaultMsg").Parse(`<span><span class="name" style="color:{{.Color}}">{{.From}}</span><b>:</b> <span class="msg">{{.Message}}</span></span>`))
-)
-
 // TODO: Read this HTML from a template somewhere
 func (dc DataMessage) HTML() string {
-	buf := &bytes.Buffer{}
 	switch dc.Type {
 	case MsgAction:
-		cmdme.Execute(buf, dc)
-		return buf.String()
+		return `<span style="color:` + dc.Color + `"><span class="name">` + dc.From +
+			`</span> <span class="cmdme">` + dc.Message + `</span></span>`
+
 	case MsgServer:
-		announcement.Execute(buf, dc)
-		return buf.String()
+		return `<span class="announcement">` + dc.Message + `</span>`
+
 	case MsgError:
-		errormsg.Execute(buf, dc)
-		return buf.String()
+		return `<span class="error">` + dc.Message + `</span>`
+
 	case MsgNotice:
-		notice.Execute(buf, dc)
-		return buf.String()
+		return `<span class="notice">` + dc.Message + `</span>`
+
 	case MsgCommandResponse:
-		command.Execute(buf, dc)
-		return buf.String()
+		return `<span class="command">` + dc.Message + `</span>`
+
 	case MsgCommandError:
-		commanderror.Execute(buf, dc)
-		return buf.String()
+		return `<span class="commanderror">` + dc.Message + `</span>`
 
 	default:
+		badge := ""
 		switch dc.Level {
 		case CmdlMod:
-			cmdlMod.Execute(buf, dc)
+			badge = `<img src="/static/img/mod.png" class="badge" />`
 		case CmdlAdmin:
-			cmdlAdmin.Execute(buf, dc)
-		default:
-			defaultMsg.Execute(buf, dc)
+			badge = `<img src="/static/img/admin.png" class="badge" />`
 		}
-		return buf.String()
+		return `<span>` + badge + `<span class="name" style="color:` + dc.Color + `">` + dc.From +
+			`</span><b>:</b> <span class="msg">` + dc.Message + `</span></span>`
 	}
 }
 
@@ -180,51 +165,42 @@ type DataEvent struct {
 	Event EventType
 	User  string
 	Color string
-	Users []string
 }
 
-var (
-	evKick               = template.Must(template.New("evKick").Parse(`<span class="event"><span class="name" style="color:{{.Color}}">{{.User}}</span> has been kicked.</span>`))
-	evLeave              = template.Must(template.New("evLeave").Parse(`<span class="event"><span class="name" style="color:{{.Color}}">{{.User}}</span> has left the chat.</span>`))
-	evBan                = template.Must(template.New("evBan").Parse(`<span class="event"><span class="name" style="color:{{.Color}}">{{.User}}</span> has been banned.</span>`))
-	evJoin               = template.Must(template.New("evJoin").Parse(`<span class="event"><span class="name" style="color:{{.Color}}">{{.User}}</span> has joined the chat.</span>`))
-	evNameChangeWC       = template.Must(template.New("evNameChangeWC").Parse(`<span class="event">Somebody changed their name, but IDK who {{.}}.</span>`))
-	evNameChange         = template.Must(template.New("evNameChange").Parse(`<span class="event"><span class="name" style="color:{{.Color}}">{{index .Users 0}}</span> has changed their name to <span class="name" style="color:{{.Color}}">{{index .Users 1}}</span>.</span>`))
-	evNameChangeForced   = template.Must(template.New("evNameChangeForced").Parse(`<span class="event"><span class="name" style="color:{{.Color}}">{{index .Users 0}}</span> has had their name changed to <span class="name" style="color:{{.Color}}">{{index .Users 1}}</span> by an admin.</span>`))
-	evNameChangeForcedWC = template.Must(template.New("evNameChangeForcedWC").Parse(`<span class="event">An admin changed somebody's name, but IDK who {{.}}.</span>`))
-)
-
 func (de DataEvent) HTML() string {
-	buf := &bytes.Buffer{}
 	switch de.Event {
 	case EvKick:
-		evKick.Execute(buf, de)
-		return buf.String()
+		return `<span class="event"><span class="name" style="color:` + de.Color + `">` +
+			de.User + `</span> has been kicked.</span>`
 	case EvLeave:
-		evLeave.Execute(buf, de)
-		return buf.String()
+		return `<span class="event"><span class="name" style="color:` + de.Color + `">` +
+			de.User + `</span> has left the chat.</span>`
 	case EvBan:
-		evBan.Execute(buf, de)
-		return buf.String()
+		return `<span class="event"><span class="name" style="color:` + de.Color + `">` +
+			de.User + `</span> has been banned.</span>`
 	case EvJoin:
-		evJoin.Execute(buf, de)
-		return buf.String()
+		return `<span class="event"><span class="name" style="color:` + de.Color + `">` +
+			de.User + `</span> has joined the chat.</span>`
 	case EvNameChange:
-		de.Users = strings.Split(de.User, ":")
-		if len(de.Users) < 2 {
-			evNameChangeWC.Execute(buf, ParseEmotes("Jebaited"))
-		} else {
-			evNameChange.Execute(buf, de)
+		names := strings.Split(de.User, ":")
+		if len(names) != 2 {
+			return `<span class="event">Somebody changed their name, but IDK who ` +
+				ParseEmotes("Jebaited") + `.</span>`
 		}
-		return buf.String()
+
+		return `<span class="event"><span class="name" style="color:` + de.Color + `">` +
+			names[0] + `</span> has changed their name to <span class="name" style="color:` +
+			de.Color + `">` + names[1] + `</span>.</span>`
 	case EvNameChangeForced:
-		de.Users = strings.Split(de.User, ":")
-		if len(de.Users) < 2 {
-			evNameChangeForcedWC.Execute(buf, ParseEmotes("Jebaited"))
-		} else {
-			evNameChangeForced.Execute(buf, de)
+		names := strings.Split(de.User, ":")
+		if len(names) != 2 {
+			return `<span class="event">An admin changed somebody's name, but IDK who ` +
+				ParseEmotes("Jebaited") + `.</span>`
 		}
-		return buf.String()
+
+		return `<span class="event"><span class="name" style="color:` + de.Color + `">` +
+			names[0] + `</span> has had their name changed to <span class="name" style="color:` +
+			de.Color + `">` + names[1] + `</span> by an admin.</span>`
 	}
 	return ""
 }