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-    <noscript>To access the H.M.S. Neckbeard, please enable JavaScript.<br></noscript>
-    <noscript>This tale begins nine months ago. I just graduated college with a degree in journalism.
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+        This tale begins nine months ago. I just graduated college with a degree in journalism.
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         Yeah, I know, a degree in journalism.
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